Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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