i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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