Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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