please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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