By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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