I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Randomize