The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Randomize
