NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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