Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Let's get the cat blown out
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Randomize
