If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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