I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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