Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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