I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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