R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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