Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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