im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
