Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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