I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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