I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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