guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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