Whoa Z and x make the same sound
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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