Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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