he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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