D3 body, D1 cock
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
They are going to name an STD after you.
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