Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize