I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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