On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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