my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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