I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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