Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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