i think my mom watched the whole time
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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