p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Randomize
