oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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