Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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