This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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