Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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