yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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