he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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