Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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