He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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