normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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