She's JV to your varsity
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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