Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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