plz talk dirty to me
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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