Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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