At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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