Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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