normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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