So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize
