the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
