fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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