Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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