Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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