ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
