oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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