The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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